Do you believe in magic?

The other day, I posted a picture of Charlton Heston on this blog. The very next day, he met his maker.
Here’s a picture of Olmert and Bush. Just for the heck of it.

And, on behalf of the Robots (ARE THESE PEOPLE NUTS?) Blogger apologises for taking time to check out if the blog they host is spam. Included find the actual translation of their message)

Your blog is locked (We are censoring your content because we can).
Blogger’s spam-prevention robots (Zionist censors who are afraid to admit responsibility for being totalitarian) have detected that your blog has characteristics of a spam blog. (We act like we are responsible when there are 20 million real spam blogs, we selected you because we don’t like your politics and this is a way to do it that makes us look good) (What’s a spam blog?) (A spam blog is a way that our Provider looks like it has billions of clients exercising their right to free speech, giving Blogger the top cachet in users, but we have to look serious to other providers, otherwise some might catch on). Since you’re an actual person reading this, your blog is probably not a spam blog. (We are covering our ass here and trying to look hip too by acting like we are doing something correct, so let’s hope you’re too busy to bother to a letter that looks like a spam letter, because it basically is). Automated spam detection is inherently fuzzy, and we sincerely apologize for this false positive. (We couldn’t think of a more legit way to look like censors, so drink this one up, because you get what you pay for, and remember, we are a free service. Vooden! Get over it you stupid nebbish).
We received your unlock request on April 3, 2008. On behalf of the robots, we apologize for locking your non-spam blog. (We are hiding behind machines… pointing the finger at technology always works, can’t live with or without it, can you?) Please be patient while we take a look at your blog and verify that it is not spam. (Soon enough, your readers will stop looking for updates, and our goal of silencing you and blaming the robots will have succeeded! Have a nice day!)
Find out more about how Blogger is fighting spam blogs.

(thanks Steve at for the technical help!)


9 responses to “Do you believe in magic?

  1. I wonder how many of those ‘robots’ are named ‘Tony’….

    I got the same response from Blogger umpteen times… could it be they are supporters of zionism?? Nah… must be just a coincidence that we were both singled out…. must be an accident.

    As for the photo post… LET’S HOPE IT WORKS ON THOSE TWO AS WELL….

  2. Here’s another good one: informing the Anti-Zionist Coalition (sic?) of the new post on this blog, someone who has been threatening to “report me” and get my “violent speech” (like… where? I don’t even tell Bush and Olmert to keel over, and they certainly have a LOT of innocent blood on their hands) pulled from “Yahoo” cried crocco tears against censorship!
    These people make life interesting. I just wish they would get another hobby other than obsessing about me! Read the hate blogs against me (and Gilad) and you will see that it is a total obsession. I think it’s sick, and that includes the one commenter who spends hours a day to write about me. It is just demented!

  3. I can only concur re Bush photo. Fortunately our right wing ex Prime Minister met his demise at the hands of the voters

  4. Here in Italy we will vote this weekend. Unfortunately, the “left” candidate that has a sort of kind of chance to get the most votes for the non-right coalition (Italian politics are maddening, and I won’t be able to explain them in five hours, much less five minutes!) just ranted yesterday about how Israel is forced to “react” and that the “Fence” is a “defensive measure” and all other kinds of hasbara crap.

    But, anyway, I am trying to believe very hard in magic today!

  5. Lafayette Sennacherib

    I thought you were on holiday – I’ve just realised you’ve moved. What a load of shit this is! What’s this about PSC raising 35 people (against Gilad and Mary I suppose) in a Knuckles post, somewhere below? I’m a member of PSC, and I never hear anything about this stuff.

  6. Ha! Olmert and Bush…Two evils with one stone.

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